[Today's view of Ecruteak's Pokémon Center appears perfectly normal: the usual music is playing, the receptionist's desk is clean, and Cecil is smiling, with his hands clasped together and his right eyebrow twitching and- erm.]

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. This is a Public Service Announcement.

[A strange squelching noise can be heard from ( Read more... )

[The Pokégear turns on, showing a very shaky message written on the beach near Cherrygrove.]

For sale
V. cute dress (pink+yellow)
V. girly + frilly
Medium-size
Underwear included

[It then points at a Cleffa, who stops drawing wobbly letters into the sand and points at a lovely dress, though the underwear is thankfully not shown.

Cecil then points it at ( Read more... )